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Kumar : So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail?
George W. Bush : DUH
Kumar : That's so hypocritical!
George W. Bush : Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar : No sir.
George W. Bush : Do you like gettin' hand jobs?
Kumar : *smirks* Hah, yeah.
George W. Bush : Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.

Hiak hiak.