Mary had a little kbuddy?!

HOHO WAT WAT WAT DO WE HAVE HERE?!

u no this is just plain caught red handed la...how can u not tell us who this person is? harlo!!!! where have u been sia...y nv tell us?! me ask u but u dun tell us how can...when like the thing is rite smack in our blog u dare to deny all matters?!!! haha kbuddy no running away liao ok!!! i will hunt u down till u tell me who is mary with the little kbuddy....

come out come out where ever u are...n dear mary...pls come here n tag more often ok? like so we no who u r n stuff...write abit of urself too...i m sure someone is missing u rite now....haha

<3<3<3

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oei kaixiang.

i'm a good friend right?

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okay. better still. next time i intro you gerl.

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kidiot:

It was the 17th of March, 2048.

Kayran took in deep lungfuls of the peppermint tinted morning air around him. Elsewhere in the distance, the ceaseless blaring of horns could be picked up faintly. As Kayran made his way to the Great Hall, he saw that it was already thronged by a number of zealous early birds, some of whom had been there as early as the night before. As he patiently waited for the jabbering crowd to ease into the Great Hall - magnificently transforming by the second to accommodate the overwhelming numbers - Kayran tilted his head sidewards, and was greeted to the hovering hologram which began to literally transmit text into his head -

It is the 36th year A.K. Ever since the Great Destruction, the inhabitants of the now defunct Earth have been occupying the planet Nibiru for 36 years. It is not clear whom or what exactly caused the annihilation of the 'Green Planet'. According to popular culture, it has been hypothesised that a collision between the Nibiru and Earth which occurred on the 17th of March, 2012 led to the reversal in the magnetic flow of the latter. This led to the outflowing of the magnetic field outwards into the atmosphere rather than inward towards the core of the Earth. Consequently, as soon as the inhabitants of Earth reached the stratosphere, they were pulled in by the gravitational force of Nibiru, thereby escaping narrowly the catastrophic disaster which befell the planet Earth. Due to the planet's peppermint coated atmosphere, the inhabitants were instantly imbued with magical abilities which differed from person to person, powers that were greater than any had ever witnessed before.

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"Rrrright."
Kayran muttered under his breath. This was his 18th year on the planet, and yet he had not the slightest idea of what 'magical' abilities he possessed.

He would soon find out however...

kperson:

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that he has the power to see thru stuff...omg wat super duper sexy power is that!? haha i mean come on u can see thru stuff...so it was that very morning...he went to the bathroom to brash his teeth...WHAM!!! came the big sexy flying snake.....OUCH!! TINKO!!! I TOLD U ONCE N A MILLION TIMES...NO FLYING IN THE HOUSE!! AT LEAST NOT RITE INTO MY FACE WHILE I AM BRASHING MY TEETH!!!.....furious he took the tooth paste i squirted it on Tinko's eyes...Tinko was a sexy snake that loves toothpastes so he just flew away...while brashing this teeth...he started to look into the mirror( dang look at how sexy i m while brashing my teeth...omy wat is that thing on my head? is that a pimple?) he squinted his eyes...n AHHH!!!...zomg did i just like erm saw my freaking brain?!...omg it was so tiny...ok but how?! is this the sexy powers i get for being is this retarded but sexy green planet?....hmmm let me try again....he squinted his eyes n saw the insides of his head...he has indeed obtain the X ray vision....haha he said...now i can b the sexiest guy ever...i will b able to...heh (dirty thought going thru his mind)....this reminds me of a certain someone that i use to no....was it kbuddy or kidiot or kfriend? those sexy n horny people haha....

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Kayran arrived at the mall...n thinking of testing his power again...he took a stroll down the sexy women department...ooooo this is going to b so fun....he started to stare at the girls changing room....to his amazement..."omg u have got to b kidding me...." his X ray vision got super sexy sensors....that block all obscene stuff to refrain the user from see things they shud not b seeing...wat retarded power i have said the super duper pissed n horny Kayran....now wat can i do with this stupid powers?....he decided to go home n think about it...when he reached home he saw his poor little Tinko lying on the floor...."Tinko wat r u doing lying on the floor y arent u flying around hitting people on the head?" but no reply....he sense somethign was wrong...Tinko was in pain n was having the "f**ked up face"...."omg wat is going on Tinko?" he could only hear Tinko say faintly..."my stomach..." staring at Tinko stomach...Kayran saw wat was inside...it was a super duper sexy......

GOTHIC!!! THE NEW GREEN!!

hey my sexy people this is real n i m not kidding the earth is like going to be destroyed in the year 2012...n yes its like another 5 more yrs zomg...this is so retarded..n y do i say that? it is because it has been proven scientifically that a freaking planet call nibiru aka planet X...the 12th planet in our solar system...and yes its the 12th planet...omg den wat happen to the 10th/11th? i dun really no..but yes the 12th planet has been spotted going round the sun..n yes its the sun we see every day...astronomers have been talking about it seen the 1800s...yup they all say that there is a planet out there that is like cycling the sun but in a diff fashion from how the other 9 planets are...so anyways it is said that this planet is so coming back into the earth orbit...wat m i saying? i m saying that they freaking 12th planet is going to b like next to the earth during 2012....n y would we all die when that happen? simple rite? the planet gravitational force will b stronger den the sun because its closer to earth...this would momentarily cause the earth from rotating...wat m i saying? it mean earth will stop moving...n that would mean wat? means that u will b having day light for like foreva...n yup thats true cause u cant turn the earth so how to see the moon if its on the other side of the planet? ok so if that happens we r all going to die....estimated of 90% people will die in that 1 week...yes the earth is going to stop turning for 1 whole freaking week!! omg pls i hope it will b night like in sg when that happens haha not so hot...n can see stars...so yea..when all that happens there will b like other natural disasters happening because there is like issues with the moon n the tides n the winds...yup so we will just die...more info rite...there r videos on http://www.youtube.com/ that shows how this thing is going to happen...just search for nibiru or planet x...

ok so enough of the dying in 2012...we have to live our lifes man harlo haha...today is like not bad...wake up like 4+ am get rdy...sexy super tired..but ok... when to my friends place at yio chu kang stadium there 530am...start putting black nail polish...den people start to come...we had to like put lots of stuff...eye liner n stuff...so in the end...around like 7+ we all get rdy to go sch haha...yea we r going to b like in gothic wear n going to sch haha...wicked can so anyways we took cab down...reach sch sexy butt people all say we look sexy n duh we do haha...so yea need go teacher room get something walk to general office...dum dum dum...guess who we saw...the principal -.- den we were like GG liao man...but he just look at us n laugh haha....so it was cool la...we paraded around the sch canteen...haha let everyone see our sex y outfit...come on la its like wear ur home clothes day -.- y wear like those ugly shit clothes haha...wear something diff la lik eu cant wear in sch de...dumb man u wear those norm de sat ccome sch also can la -.- dumb seh...haha ok nvm so yea we had like black lipstick too so really sexy...but super hot can haha i mean come on its like wearing long sleeves but lucky rolled up..but still super hot with the sexy tie on...so yup we were all so hyped haha even our CT wore like black same as us...sexy la...haha so anyways we all lik esuper happy la cause everyone giving us attention haha...yup teachers were like shock n almost died...principal/the other 2 vp also walking around us alot...den the sch teacher incharge for photos took our photos haha like duh nice wat y dun take haha...so yea n dum dum dum came the prize for the best dress...we were like sia la how seh later lose...den so ps...haha but in the end we won la haha come on la how can not win u tell me...everyone wear all the stupid home clothes haha..so not unique can haha so ok think someone like keep pestering me to finish up so i just upload some pics...haha

the vampire lords hahathe vampire people with econs teacher ms lee...dang wats up with the smiling? gothic got smiling de? like harlo ugly -.-

the vampire lord has awaken...the vampire lords going for the residing hairline maths teacher mr kwang...this is vampire lord aka my chemical romance...ok pls ignore the guy on the extreme left he like outcast cause he is so -.- i dunno wierd n retarded n so bao huiish minus the gayness...vampire lord strikes again!!!!

Vampire Lord....Kperson saying...GOTHIC IS THE NEW GREEEEN!!! I NEED UR BLOOD!!!

kadburyidiot:

CHING CHILA CHONG CHING CHONG CHIANG!

Clap clap clap clap clap!

A levels in exactly 86 days and 40 minutes time! *beams*

I am so enthused and excited at the prospect of arriving at the exam hall early, sniffing the burnt air (Cos electrified atmosphere mah) and plopping myelf onto the plastic chair to put pen to paper what i've been studying for the past 2 years!

Uh huh.

And that's cos i've been constantly entertaining thoughts of running up to my room. flicking on the switch of my nifty table lamp, and promptly starting my revision every free time i have.

(Why am i not surprised?) *rolls eyes*

Anyway!

I'd rather not let the stigma of the A levels demoralise me in any way or manner.
It's all a matter of how you perceive things, you see.

To put it simply, when faced with a boggart which is about to take the form of your worst fear, all you have to do is to change the image in your head to say, that of your school principal in his favourite polka-dotted undies.

You could then proceed to laugh at him, or shout "Ridikulus!" and wait for him to turn into a chocolate bar which you could then cram into your mouth.

The point here being, never let anything as trivial as that ruin your mood. *smug*

So whilst i was busy planning out my timetable today, the God of spontaneity decided that today was the best day out of the remaining 147 days left in the year to relax and do nothing for the entire day.
And that's what i did.
=)

Now, i wasn't just lazing around the whole day doing absolutely nothing!
Rather, i spent a large portion of my time pondering over salient, pertinent issues relating to the people around me.

Such as, to what extent would you go to call your group of friends a clique, or a camarilla which you can safely call your own?

And after racking my brains for the better half of the day (no joke), I've found my answer.

To put it crassly, i think a clique would have achieved some measure of success if the members of it are able to intermingle with one another such that it's not awkward even if not all the members are present.

For the stupid toopids, this simply means that on top of A,B,C and D hanging out together as an entity, A can hang out with B or C or D, B can hang out with C or D, and C can hang out with D.
(I just reviewed the sentence and i think it looks like a Maths equation. Hahaha! Very funny.)

So after going one geeenoormous enooormous round, i've come to the conclusion that i am one lucky boy to be part of the kpeople.

You see.
Kpeople is just a 'playplay' term used to inject humour and comicality into the friendship.

Underlying that, is the true bond of friendship which is what commonly holds us together despite our different institutions.

Very mushy like fuck i know.

I'm not emo-ing btw.
I'm just damn thankful for this bunch of khakis, who can binge on junkfood, watch movies, go shopping, play mahjong, kick ball, drink coffee, have late night suppers, and have christmas turkey together with me.

And then just now when i was nonchalantly chatting with a friend on friendships in general, we somehow got to the topic about the kpeople.



"Eh i think you are very lucky to have friends like that."

Kinda hit a soft spot in me.

Maybe i really am.

Right.

Seeya guys next tuesday! Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!

Your EQ is 147

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's" Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

kenneth has EQ that is no where near everywhere

kadburyidiot says:

Your EQ is 167

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

LOL.
i somba didn't lie at all.

you cross over , never stopping to tread that shade of grey .
like jazz and curry , we talk a lot but speak very little.


TEVEZ GOES TO WESTHAM FOR 2 MILLION?
OH NO.
brainless dicks , those up there managing the epl




kenneth speaks very little and says even lesser

kidiot yaks:

chinese new year.

some quiet and relaxed time after such an exhaustive period is doing me wonders.

and i met up with ash again, this time on the 2nd day of the lunar calendar. (: (: (:

happy new year guys (: