Combined post~!! muhaha kperson strikes back

tsk tsk kpeople!!! watsup man...anybody really no how the hell we came up with this kclub thing? haha i bet u guys all dunno!! boo lousy clubbers...how can u all dunno...kk let me enlighten u guys...here goes....

LOONNGG LOONGG time ago......there lived 4 ugly pigs...ok make that 3 ugly pigs n 1 handsome guy me? haha...so anways these pigs n the handsome guy rite...go to this sch....where everyone wear green shorts n like with those shiny buttons on the shirts....so yea...den it was thier 3rd yr in the sch....1 of the pig name kaixiang...he is super lame black n have a mole(no offence) so yea...same class as the handsome guy...so we became gd friends....den came this other pig name kenneth...from the next class....wah liew he ah super cool one la....whole day only no how to say...i no money la....haha but yea he is cool....hangs with the cool crowd...so anyways the last piggy....he ah...super smart...smart until cannot smart le...den also handsome...but of cause not as handsome as me the handsome guy rite? muhahaha...so anyways....all 4 of us hang with the same group of friends....the NPCC club...kinda think of it quite true sia....all no NPCC people...den the friend of friend n friend of friend...so anyways the cool piggy was very close friend with the smart piggy...mayb cause he wan get smarter...so yea den came the black pig...he was name kbuddy because he wanted to b the mascot...so yea...everyone call him the kbuddy...den the smart piggy was like hey y not we start a club?...so the piggies were so excited they called the cool pig kfriend and smart pig kidiot...haha so anyways...this handsome guy see the piggy so cute n funny...so decicided to mingle....and in the end he became kperson...muhahaha

duncha think the story is so true...haha piggies n the handsome guy....wahahaha and that is how the kclub is formed

-THE END-

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Combined post AGAIN.

Okay, kperson's post is so freaking CONVINCING that im actually starting to believe his version.

BUT.

NO.

I assure you kperson's version is a parody of what actually happened.

Instead, what really happened was:

Long ago, during the reign of the mighty greek gods, there were four young boys who were forced by the HIGH KING to attend the school where "everyone wear green shorts n like with those shiny buttons on the shirts". After their training, they were made to duel with one another for the hand-in-marriage of the daughter of the HIGH KING - chio bu.

As the battle ensued, the charmingone (thats me, HAHA) -of whom chio bu was eyeing hungrily all this while- summoned the powers of the chocolate god to his aid. He ordered the chocolate god to entertain chio bu, whilst he fought it out with the other 3. In the meantime, theblackone wielding his gargantuan hockey stick, aimed a blow at captainrugger who shielded the attack with his iron hard 6 pack. Nearby, thecharmingone threw 2 pocky sticks at thedancingking who disintegrated the pocky sticks with a shake of his ass. And so it went on like this for 36 days and 36 nights...

Until his chocolate sense told thecharmingone that chio bu (who was watching the battle all this while) was actually an UGLY monster who wanted to eat all four of them. Thinking that they deserved better, he called for an end to the battle; upon which chio bu realised they were scheming an attack against her. She reverted back to her original form - a cross between a hyena,an iguana, a penguin, and a banana - and attacked the 4. Neither pocky sticks nor hockey stick nor rugbyball nor dancing beat would help, as the 4 were brutally mauled. Then it hit the charmingone again, that the monster was afraid of kidney beans. Working together, thecharmingone created a shield of chocolate around them whilst theblackone turned into a giant kidney bean and was tossed like a rugby ball by captainrugger at the monster, who was mesmerized and distracted by thedancingking's rendition of the dancing queen.

AND SO. The monster was destroyed.

theblackone became kbuddy, as the side effects of his transformation had altered his body configuration into that of a kidney bean.
thedancingking became kperson, because of his homo-sapienic ability to shake his body at twice the speed of light.
captainrugger became kfriend, and he became an icon of belief to the people who think that achieving titanium-like abs is impossible.
thecharmingone became kidiot, named so because of his valiant cause of championing the world of idiots, and he was emblematised by the cross of a chocolate flavoured and a strawberry flavoured pocky stick.

And thats how the kpeople were formed.

There you go.

As retarded as it is substandard, i prefer my version of how the kpeople were formed (: