kidiot:

It was the 17th of March, 2048.

Kayran took in deep lungfuls of the peppermint tinted morning air around him. Elsewhere in the distance, the ceaseless blaring of horns could be picked up faintly. As Kayran made his way to the Great Hall, he saw that it was already thronged by a number of zealous early birds, some of whom had been there as early as the night before. As he patiently waited for the jabbering crowd to ease into the Great Hall - magnificently transforming by the second to accommodate the overwhelming numbers - Kayran tilted his head sidewards, and was greeted to the hovering hologram which began to literally transmit text into his head -

It is the 36th year A.K. Ever since the Great Destruction, the inhabitants of the now defunct Earth have been occupying the planet Nibiru for 36 years. It is not clear whom or what exactly caused the annihilation of the 'Green Planet'. According to popular culture, it has been hypothesised that a collision between the Nibiru and Earth which occurred on the 17th of March, 2012 led to the reversal in the magnetic flow of the latter. This led to the outflowing of the magnetic field outwards into the atmosphere rather than inward towards the core of the Earth. Consequently, as soon as the inhabitants of Earth reached the stratosphere, they were pulled in by the gravitational force of Nibiru, thereby escaping narrowly the catastrophic disaster which befell the planet Earth. Due to the planet's peppermint coated atmosphere, the inhabitants were instantly imbued with magical abilities which differed from person to person, powers that were greater than any had ever witnessed before.

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"Rrrright."
Kayran muttered under his breath. This was his 18th year on the planet, and yet he had not the slightest idea of what 'magical' abilities he possessed.

He would soon find out however...

kperson:

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that he has the power to see thru stuff...omg wat super duper sexy power is that!? haha i mean come on u can see thru stuff...so it was that very morning...he went to the bathroom to brash his teeth...WHAM!!! came the big sexy flying snake.....OUCH!! TINKO!!! I TOLD U ONCE N A MILLION TIMES...NO FLYING IN THE HOUSE!! AT LEAST NOT RITE INTO MY FACE WHILE I AM BRASHING MY TEETH!!!.....furious he took the tooth paste i squirted it on Tinko's eyes...Tinko was a sexy snake that loves toothpastes so he just flew away...while brashing this teeth...he started to look into the mirror( dang look at how sexy i m while brashing my teeth...omy wat is that thing on my head? is that a pimple?) he squinted his eyes...n AHHH!!!...zomg did i just like erm saw my freaking brain?!...omg it was so tiny...ok but how?! is this the sexy powers i get for being is this retarded but sexy green planet?....hmmm let me try again....he squinted his eyes n saw the insides of his head...he has indeed obtain the X ray vision....haha he said...now i can b the sexiest guy ever...i will b able to...heh (dirty thought going thru his mind)....this reminds me of a certain someone that i use to no....was it kbuddy or kidiot or kfriend? those sexy n horny people haha....

That very day.....

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Kayran arrived at the mall...n thinking of testing his power again...he took a stroll down the sexy women department...ooooo this is going to b so fun....he started to stare at the girls changing room....to his amazement..."omg u have got to b kidding me...." his X ray vision got super sexy sensors....that block all obscene stuff to refrain the user from see things they shud not b seeing...wat retarded power i have said the super duper pissed n horny Kayran....now wat can i do with this stupid powers?....he decided to go home n think about it...when he reached home he saw his poor little Tinko lying on the floor...."Tinko wat r u doing lying on the floor y arent u flying around hitting people on the head?" but no reply....he sense somethign was wrong...Tinko was in pain n was having the "f**ked up face"...."omg wat is going on Tinko?" he could only hear Tinko say faintly..."my stomach..." staring at Tinko stomach...Kayran saw wat was inside...it was a super duper sexy......